A student of Thapar University tells which bugs and errors can cause issues in college life..

by Unknown 8/05/2015 10:18:00 pm 4 comments Thapar University

Bugs and Errors in the Life of Thaparian..

written by Piyush Kumar, Second year, CoE

#Thapar University

We Thaparians are all tortured by similar issues ranging from ATTENDANCE, CGPA to GIRLFRIEND in the right precedence order. Actually our databases are severely corrupted with such viruses, spams and trojan horses. I don't have an antivirus, I'm sorry for that. What i have, is a bit of experience and advice to share.

Below I'm going to discuss certain major bugs which may interfere with the compilation of your program having a runtime of 4 years ( OR MORE...YOU KNOW WHEN...!!!):-

1) Error message 0075: This is a fatal error, occurs when you bunked most of the classes thinking that the professor is your father ( I'm sorry... he is more than that...you are soon to realize). 

BEWARE: you may be detained at 74.99% attendance !!!

2) Error message 0006: This is another disaster, occurs when you focus more on your girlfriend than EGRA and MATHS...as a result you are unable to get even 6 CG in your semesters. Tortured by the world you take a pledge to get more than 9 for the next sem.

BEWARE: tomorrow rarely comes, in fact never !!!

3) Error message 0805: This occurs when you played COUNTERSTRIKE the whole night or watched INTERSTELLAR for the 99th time...whatever be the reason but you woke up at 8:05AM. You realize that you had an important lab at 8:00AM...you don't have the time to bath....or let alone brush your teeth...( STINKY....isn't it)..You reach the lab at 8:20AM...you are in the hands of the lab-attendant whether he lets you slip into the class unknown to the Professor.

BEWARE: Punctuality is important, even outside Pre-nursery textbooks. Our college gives REAL LIFE lessons too !!!

4) Error message 0000: This is in particular, displayed on your account balance section in your ATM receipt when you are expecting the last Rs500 note to come out. This is the outcome when alternatives like FOOD FACTORY at COS, LAZEEZ, DOMINOS, NIGHT MESS etc are dearer to you than C-Hostel mess. Thapar can be very expensive, it already is.

BEWARE: You are not yet placed, take care !!!

5) Error message 0010: This is encountered when you score 10 CG in your semesters. This is actually the worst mistake you can ever commit. Somewhere in the middle of your college life you come to realize that you don't have friends to boast of or stories to tell. This was a consequence of never bunking a single class and devoting 100% to studies. You feel isolated and deprived. Try to join societies, learn other aspects of life as well. 

So, with this i covered a major part of life at Thapar. The right mental balance and a bit of intelligence may make you sail through of most of the problems. Try to think, experiment and make mistakes. Learning through mistakes is what is preached at Thapar and throughout the world. Innovation and creativity in your field of interest is preferred over CG. We at Thapar, are a bunch of curious students trying to learn through making mistakes under equally curious professors. Of course, there cannot be a shorter path to success.

@Sahil

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